Browsing All posts tagged under »Social Security«

A Fifth of Romney

August 17, 2012


Romney on his tax returns: “I decline to comment on the grounds that anything I say may be used against me.” Romney on Medicare: “I decline to comment on the grounds that anything I say may be used against me.” Romney on his record as Governor: “I decline to comment on the grounds that anything […]

Romney’s Plan: Details, shmetails, just elect me! It’s my turn!

July 5, 2012


It’s very easy to determine why Mitt Romney refuses to discuss or elaborate on the details of his economic plans for America. A quick trip to his lead campaign website shows that the first half of his plan to increase employment is to give corporations billions of tax dollars to “retrain workers.” Romney’s plan has […]

My first 5 days as U.S. President

September 12, 2011


As your next President of the United States, before the end of my first five days in office, I will: Eliminate all incentives for outsourcing jobs & require the return a minimum of 66% of all jobs that have already been outsourced. Permanently eliminate the $106,800 cap on the Social Security tax. Permanently eliminate the […]

Key benefit hidden in GOP debt deal

August 2, 2011


People … you’re overlookin­g the true strategic and humanitari­an benefit of this deal! Republican­s are LOADED with concern and compassion for the elderly and those in their late 40s or 50s who will bear the brunt of the cuts and sacrifices in the deficit reduction.Contrary to reports from the “lamestrea­m liberal media,” Republican­s do not […]

“Candle in the Wind” 2011

August 2, 2011


* To the tune of Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind” Goodbye middle class. Though I barely knew you at all You had the guts to pay your bills while the wealthy screwed you blind They crawled out of the woodwork those little teabagging trolls they demanded cuts to everything that the government controls And […]

The Congressional Reform Act of 2011

July 30, 2011


“We, the people, are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts; not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” — Abraham Lincoln “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government – […]

The Summer 2011 Politics Memorial Haiku

July 20, 2011


While Cantor backstabs, and Boehner tries not to cry, the nation crumbles. McConnell stands firm; won’t allow re-election, no matter the cost. Protecting the rich and victimizing the poor is GOP’s plan. Palin stays stupid, blaming “lamestream media” for her word-salad. Tax cuts for the rich must be preserved at all costs, but slash Medicare. […]

Senate thought of every Social Security fix … except one

May 13, 2011


Your ever-dutiful and dedicated U.S. Congress – specifically a Senate “special committee on aging” thinks they’ve come up with 12 solutions to projected changes to Social Security — whether you follow the Republicans’ Chicken Little “Democrats will eradicate Social Security within five years unless we terminate Planned Parenthood right now” proclamations, or the Democrats’ “let’s […]

The Top 10 Ways to Solve All of America’s Problems

September 29, 2010


Strip Congress of *ALL* perks, programs & benefits that you and I don’t have, and force them to be subject to the same system we are, including retirement, medical insurance and personal expenses. Any politician who objects is immediately removed from office permanently. Shred the 2,800-page U.S. tax code and make all taxpayers pay 7.5% […]