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The Walking Brain-Dead

October 20, 2014

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Pictures truly are worth thousands of words …

Shock and Uhhh: Sarah Palin’s PAC spent 85% of funds raised on herself

October 18, 2014

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Keep sending Sarah Palin your money, all you “real Americans.”  Cuz she’s out there a’fightin’ for ya. Wink wink. For the two-year 2014 cycle, the former half-governor’s SarahPAC, which she uses to maintain the scam that she may run for president in 2016, has raised $2.5 million on top of more than $1.1 million that […]

The Summer 2011 Politics Memorial Haiku

July 20, 2011

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While Cantor backstabs, and Boehner tries not to cry, the nation crumbles. McConnell stands firm; won’t allow re-election, no matter the cost. Protecting the rich and victimizing the poor is GOP’s plan. Palin stays stupid, blaming “lamestream media” for her word-salad. Tax cuts for the rich must be preserved at all costs, but slash Medicare. […]

John McCain, it’s time for your Geritol and your nap

June 21, 2011

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Does anyone really need any more evidence that John McCain is certifiably senile? McCain says the rampant wildfires in all over Arizona that have already devastated more than a million acres and are still burning were started by illegal aliens crossing into the United States in northern Arizona. He’s got absolutely no evidence, mind you, […]

History proves that Sarah Palin is a moron

June 3, 2011

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Okay … we all know that teabaggers love to rewrite recent political history to suit their agenda and/or their abject ignorance and abhorrence of all things intellectual. But Sunday, the teabaggers’ “I hate the mainstream media” darling once again stuffed her face in front of any camera she could find, to demonstrate how Sarah Palin […]

Study confirms that watching Fox News makes you stupid

May 27, 2011

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A new survey of American voters shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. December 15, 2010 | Advertisement Yet another study has been released proving that watching Fox News is detrimental to your intelligence. World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy […]

Republicans: If you can’t learn history, rewrite it

May 16, 2011

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Everybody has or had a subject in school that was difficult for them. Whether it was math, science, social studies or history, we’ve all been down that path of “I’ll *never* learn this!” Apparently, Republicans – and particularly their most vocal public faces – have decided to forego even *trying* to learn history. Instead, they […]

GOP 2012: The Field of Dream-on

April 13, 2011

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You have plenty of GOP choices: Sarah “Where Can I Cash This Check” Palin Michelle “I Flunked a Third Grade American History Test Last Week” Bachmann Donald “I Bankrupted My Own Casino and Donated $600,000 to Democrats in 2010” Trump Newt “My Mistresses All Thought Clinton Should Have Been Hanged for Adultery” Gingrich Tim “Pardons-for-Dollars” […]

Sarah Palin: The best defense is a good offense

March 31, 2011

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And so, as the world’s media takes notice of Sarah Palin’s latest endeavor in her seemingly endless quest for more pay, the former half-governor of Alaska doesn’t try to defend the fact that she took $1.2 Million of Alaska’s tax dollars to film her pathetically self-aggrandizing faux-reality show on TLC. Instead, she pouts and whines […]

Sarah Palin profits from law she signed as governor

March 30, 2011

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Sarah Palin, Queen of Paychecks, has struck again. Now, I know you’ll be shocked by this. Gosh, I sure was. But it appears that the teabaggers’ darling, Sarah Palin, has somehow managed to find a way to make yet another personal profit. This time, it’s from a piece of Alaska state legislation that she personally […]