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GOP Debate: The highs, the lows, and the winner

August 11, 2011

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Here’s my take on tonight’s … cough cough … “debate.” Fox needed to show Michele Bachmann trying to walk off-stage with no @ss since she LITERALLY lied it off during the entire “performan­ce.” To Romney: Every answer cannot begin with “Barack Obama …” To Gingrich: Too little, too late. Debating isn’t your campaign’s problem. YOU […]

GOP 2012: The Field of Dream-on

April 13, 2011

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You have plenty of GOP choices: Sarah “Where Can I Cash This Check” Palin Michelle “I Flunked a Third Grade American History Test Last Week” Bachmann Donald “I Bankrupted My Own Casino and Donated $600,000 to Democrats in 2010” Trump Newt “My Mistresses All Thought Clinton Should Have Been Hanged for Adultery” Gingrich Tim “Pardons-for-Dollars” […]