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Republicans have ZERO JOBS PLANS (Source: GOP.GOV)

September 5, 2011

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I keep hearing John Boehner and Mitch McConnell and a whole slew of second-and-third tier Republicans bashing the Obama jobs speech that will be delivered this Thursday by the President. Several of the GOP D-listers in Congress are trying to scoop some headline spotlight attention by declaring that they’ll boycott the speech because “America needs […]

The Summer 2011 Politics Memorial Haiku

July 20, 2011

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While Cantor backstabs, and Boehner tries not to cry, the nation crumbles. McConnell stands firm; won’t allow re-election, no matter the cost. Protecting the rich and victimizing the poor is GOP’s plan. Palin stays stupid, blaming “lamestream media” for her word-salad. Tax cuts for the rich must be preserved at all costs, but slash Medicare. […]

Two-faced Congress – R and D – blow tax dollars on self-indulgent, extravagant travel

June 13, 2011

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With America’s economy in the gutter, gas prices pinching wallets, jobs vanishing, and the national debt mounting, members of Congress proclaim that they “feel Americans’ pain” and are committed to cutting back. But that noble dedication to the public’s trust doesn’t apply to one of their favorite perks — globetrotting to expensive resort locations around […]

China warns U.S. against debt default; GOP scoffs

June 9, 2011

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Note to Republicans: Now is not the time to see if Chinese banks feel like playing a game of “chicken.” According to reports from Reuters, Republican lawmakers are “playing with fire” by contemplating even a brief debt default as a means to force deeper government spending cuts, an adviser to China’s central bank said on […]

GOP: Hookers good, emails bad

June 7, 2011

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The chairman of the Republican party says Rep. Anthony Weiner should resign after admitting he sent a lewd photo of himself on Twitter to a woman and then lied about it repeatedly. Reince Priebus says in a statement that either House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi and Democratic chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz believe that members of […]

History proves that Sarah Palin is a moron

June 3, 2011

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Okay … we all know that teabaggers love to rewrite recent political history to suit their agenda and/or their abject ignorance and abhorrence of all things intellectual. But Sunday, the teabaggers’ “I hate the mainstream media” darling once again stuffed her face in front of any camera she could find, to demonstrate how Sarah Palin […]

GOP seeks to slash to tsunami warning funding

March 25, 2011

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Do you ever get the felling that the problem with our “distinguished leaders” in Washington isn’t that they don’t *get* what the problems facing average Americans are; but they simply don’t *CARE* what the problems are? The official death toll in Japan from last week’s 8.9 earthquake and subsequent tsunami topped 10,035. And what “critical […]

Everybody’s got one

January 14, 2011

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It’s just hit me !! My asshole does nothing but spew hot air, gas and shit about 16 hours a day. It spews whatever and whenever it wants, 24/7/365. It visits the doctor once a year for a checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this it pays nothing, and […]

The Top 10 Ways to Solve All of America’s Problems

September 29, 2010

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Strip Congress of *ALL* perks, programs & benefits that you and I don’t have, and force them to be subject to the same system we are, including retirement, medical insurance and personal expenses. Any politician who objects is immediately removed from office permanently. Shred the 2,800-page U.S. tax code and make all taxpayers pay 7.5% […]