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GOP Debate: The highs, the lows, and the winner

August 11, 2011


Here’s my take on tonight’s … cough cough … “debate.” Fox needed to show Michele Bachmann trying to walk off-stage with no @ss since she LITERALLY lied it off during the entire “performan­ce.” To Romney: Every answer cannot begin with “Barack Obama …” To Gingrich: Too little, too late. Debating isn’t your campaign’s problem. YOU […]

Study confirms that watching Fox News makes you stupid

May 27, 2011


A new survey of American voters shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. December 15, 2010 | Advertisement Yet another study has been released proving that watching Fox News is detrimental to your intelligence. World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy […]

Most-read Fox News Headlines – May 8, 2011

May 8, 2011


How Do You View The Confederate Flag? Why Are Black Women Single More Than Women Of Other Races? Trump: ‘Enough joking, time to get serious about Obama’ Post-Gay Hawaii? The Band Perry to tour devastated areas of their hometown Lady Gaga criticizes Arizona immigration laws Home Videos Show Bin Laden Candid, Unkempt ‘Godfather’ Prequel in […]

Fox News Leading Headlines – April 7, 2011

April 7, 2011


Ever the hot-bed of journalistic core principles,  Fox News believes these are the stories you should be reading today: Eva Longoria Has Wardrobe Malfunction on David Letterman’s Show First ‘Gay’ Caveman Found Stars Who Lost Their Looks Amber Frey Sued Over Sex Book Mariah Carey took ‘naked and pregnant’ photos after she started having contractions […] “Most-Read” headlines: Feb 21, 2011

February 22, 2011


Straight from the horse’s a… er … website: EXCLUSIVE: Hollywood Studios Provide Content For Nudity Website, Owner Says Record-Crushing 327-Pound ‘Dinosaur Fish’ Caught Wal-Mart Grapples With Its Worst Sales Slump Ever Nevada Brothel Owners Reportedly Concerned Reid May Call for Outlawing Prostitution CIA Reveals Its James Bond-Worthy Spy Gadgets including a Robot Fish Lady Gaga […] Most-Read Articles: Feb. 15, 2011

February 15, 2011


I love doing this.  I don’t even have to write anything and it’s still funnier than 90% of the day’s Internet content. Billy Ray Cyrus Scared For Daughter Miley, Says Hannah Montana ‘Destroyed My Family’ Coca Cola’s Secret Recipe Allegedly Revealed by Radio Program Irina Shayk Is First Russian on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover ‘Malcolm […]

FoxNews: Actual ‘Most-Read’ headlines – Feb. 11, 2011

February 11, 2011


Maybe if Fox used the people who write this stuff to write their sitcoms, they’d have more than animation comedies. British Teen Collapses and Dies Moments After First Kiss Texas Man Charged With Filming Coeds in Showers Lindsay Lohan’s sexy court style Why DumbPhones will dominate Picture of Disfigured Afghan Woman Wins World Press Photo […]