F.A.C.T.S.; The Republican Acronym

The Republican definition of “facts” is that it’s an acronym:

• GOP House of Representatives F.A.C.T.S. = Fictitious Allegations, Contrived Theories and Spin
• GOP Senate F.A.C.T.S. = Farcical Antics, Conspiratorial Theater, and Spin
• Romney F.A.C.T.S. = False Attempts to Convince TEAbaggers of Sincerity
• Ryan F.A.C.T.S. = Falsify Anything to Create a Theocratic System