From the “Rick Santorum clearly ate way too much lead paint as a child” files

Posted on March 12, 2012

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And all of this is just from TODAY!

  1. Santorum demands Obama apologize for soldier’s killing spree
    (just 9 days after Santorum said Obama is a disgrace because he apologized for Quran-burnings and showed weakness and an utter inability to lead.)
  2. Santorum says carbon dioxide isn’t toxic or dangerous … just ask a plant
    (Apparently he missed that episode of Schoolhouse Rock, along with the episodes about The U.S. Constitution and How a Bill becomes a Law.)
  3. Santorum pledges to make teleprompters illegal
    (From now on, all presidents have to write notes on their hands.)
  4. Santorum says driving his kids to school lets him feel people’s pain
    (Apparently, he drives his HOME-SCHOOLED children from the kitchen to the living room …)
  5. Santorum: “I never said people who go to college are snobs”
    (No, just Obama, and anyone who gets to go to college through an incentive program he implements)
  6. Rick Santorum Worries Endangered Species Act Values ‘Critters Above People’
    (If we value them, we can’t shoot them from helicopters or ride them like dinosaurs)
  7. Rick Santorum opposes taxes for the wealthy
    {QUOTE} “Higher-income people don’t have to pay taxes if they don’t want to.” – Rick Santorum

 

I half-expect that tomorrow’s jewels from former Senator Anal-Froth will be something like “We should go to Mars so we can meet all the different races that live there” because he saw a trailer for the “John Carter from Mars” movie and didn’t understand it.

Somebody, please, tell me at what point, exactly, did this country decide that it’s most stultifyingly ignorant, vapid and pathetic individuals are qualified to lead it.

 

 

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