“Hang on a minute. Someone’s at the door.”
“I need protection against Americans like I need a hole in the head.”
“Damn it! Why do they always knock whenever I sit down to watch ‘The View’ …”
“Anybody else feel a draft?”
“I swear, if this is those damned Mormons again …”
“Oh I hope that’s my Girl Scout cookies.”
“Oh my Allah! The stories about ‘black helicopters’ are true!”
“Avon calling? At *this* hour?!??!”
“HAH! 31 minutes! The pizza’s free!”
“Hey, what’s this little red light?”
Posted in: My Twisted Humor
Gary St. Lawrence
Posted on May 3, 2011
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