Osama bin Laden’s famous last words

Posted on May 3, 2011


“Hang on a minute. Someone’s at the door.”

“I need protection against Americans like I need a hole in the head.”

“Damn it! Why do they always knock whenever I sit down to watch ‘The View’ …”

“Anybody else feel a draft?”

“I swear, if this is those damned Mormons again …”

“Oh I hope that’s my Girl Scout cookies.”

“Oh my Allah! The stories about ‘black helicopters’ are true!”

“Avon calling? At *this* hour?!??!”

“HAH! 31 minutes! The pizza’s free!”

“Hey, what’s this little red light?”

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