GOP 2012: The Field of Dream-on

You have plenty of GOP choices:

• Sarah “Where Can I Cash This Check” Palin
• Michelle “I Flunked a Third Grade American History Test Last Week” Bachmann
• Donald “I Bankrupted My Own Casino and Donated $600,000 to Democrats in 2010” Trump
• Newt “My Mistresses All Thought Clinton Should Have Been Hanged for Adultery” Gingrich
• Tim “Pardons-for-Dollars” Pawlenty
• Mitt “I Inspired Obama’s Health Care Law” Romney
• Mike “Republican teen pregnancy is great, Democrat teen pregnancy is a sin” Huckabee
• Rand “If You Can’t Charm ‘Em into sex, Abduct ‘Em” Paul
• Chris “Never Met a Prosecutor I Couldn’t Bribe” Christie
• Mitch “Ignore My Record, Trust What I’m Telling You” Daniels
• Bobby “Mister Rogers Was Too Edgy” Jindahl
• Lindsey “Yes Massuh McCain, Right Away, Suh!” Graham

The GOP: The Party of No Answers.