You have plenty of GOP choices:
- Sarah “Where Can I Cash This Check” Palin
- Michelle “I Flunked a Third Grade American History Test Last Week” Bachmann
- Donald “I Bankrupted My Own Casino and Donated $600,000 to Democrats in 2010” Trump
- Newt “My Mistresses All Thought Clinton Should Have Been Hanged for Adultery” Gingrich
- Tim “Pardons-for-Dollars” Pawlenty
- Mitt “I Inspired Obama’s Health Care Law” Romney
- Mike “Republican teen pregnancy is great, Democrat teen pregnancy is a sin” Huckabee
- Rand “If You Can’t Charm ‘Em into sex, Abduct ‘Em” Paul
- Chris “Never Met a Prosecutor I Couldn’t Bribe” Christie
- Mitch “Ignore My Record, Trust What I’m Telling You” Daniels
- Bobby “Mister Rogers Was Too Edgy” Jindahl
- Lindsey “Yes Massuh McCain, Right Away, Suh!” Graham
The GOP: The Party of No Answers.
Posted in: Political Observations
Posted on April 13, 2011
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