Everybody’s got one

Posted on January 14, 2011


It’s just hit me !!

My asshole does nothing but spew hot air, gas and shit about 16 hours a day.

It spews whatever and whenever it wants, 24/7/365.

It visits the doctor once a year for a checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this it pays nothing, and nothing is required of it other than to just lay there and be taken care of.

It lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than it needs, with multiple toilets that it’s never expected to clean or do any upkeep.

When it makes a mess, someone else has to wipe it up.

It never takes accountability or responsibility for what it does or the noise it makes. It never apologizes.

It gets pampered with cottony tissue, plush seat cushions and fresh, clean clothes every day that someone else has to wash.

When it is feeling sore, someone else applies medicine to it for its comfort.

It receives these accommodations absolutely free.

It lives like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of its costs are paid by someone else who has to go out and earn a living every day.

And, of course, it doesn’t think its shit stinks.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head …

My asshole is a Tea Party Republican!



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