Immigration: A simple solution, $39.99 at a time.

I’m reminded of the scene in “Animal House” where Flounder goes to the counter and says “May I have 10,000 marbles, please?”

I’d like to hire Stephen Furst (played Flounder) to walk up to the Greyhound counter and say, “May I have 12 million one-way tickets to Guadalajara, please?”

Send the bill to el Presidente “Dos Caras” Calderon.