… able to leap tall buildings in a single bound …

Posted on March 19, 2010


Wow! This Obama guy REALLY gets around! According to the “informed sources” on the political right, Barack Obama:

  • Was born in Egypt, Nigeria, Africa, Kenya, South Africa, Moscow *and* Ethiopia.
  • Is a practicing Baptist, Fundamentalist Christian, Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholic, Zionist *and* a Jew!
  • Is a Communist, Socialist, Fascist, Nazi, Neo-Prolitarian, Marxist, Leninist, Stalinist, Wrightist, Libertarian, Democrat *and* a Black Panther.
  • Is a racist, half-white/half-black, African white-hating black supremacist, *and* African black-hating reverse racist.
  • Is a stupid, uneducated, ignorant ghetto street kid with a Harvard Law Degree and three professorial positions in Constitutional law.
  • Had his entire education funded 100% by Welfare subsidies, 100% by Affirmative Action grants *and* 100% cash paid-in-full by Saudi shieks.
  • Is a sitting President of the United States, a tenured Harvard Law professor, Constitutional Law advisor, and Michigan Municipal Community Organizer who’s so lazy that he’s never held a job in his life.
  • Is a chain-smoking, coke-snorting, pot-smoking meth addict who gets a perfect bill of health on his physical because he’s too afraid to do anything that might physically hurt him.
  • Is a whore-monger who’s never cheated on his wife.

Geeez … you know … a guy who can be all that and do all that SIMULTANEOUSLY must be superhuman!

That’s the kind of multi-tasking super-over-achiever we need in the White House!

And that’s just from what his critics say about him.