Military (lack of) intelligence

Posted on February 6, 2010


Dear Mr. & Mrs. Public,
We regret to inform you that your son/daughter was killed in military action today because the soldier who would have otherwise been there to protect him/her had been thrown out of the military for being homosexual – and that was simply too offensive for a bunch of politicians who never served in the military to allow to continue.
Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
Love and purely heterosexual kisses,
Uncle Sam
[No, really … stop!]