News headlines from W-WTF?

A recap of this morning’s headlines from Anchorman George Bizarro at W-WTF News:

Caps on executive salaries EXCEPT for the 24 top executives at Citigroup, GMAC, AIG and General Motors. Oh, and by the way: those salary caps don’t include bonuses …
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091211/ap_on_bi_ge/us_bailout_executive_pay

Unlimited health insurance with annual limits loophole …
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091211/ap_on_go_co/us_health_overhaul_senate_loophole

Health care bill will cut health care costs, but insurance costs will continue to rise …
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091211/ap_on_bi_ge/us_health_care_overhaul

House of Representatives closes in on toughest Wall Street reform ever … except for the part where they’ve removed the requirement for a Consumer Financial Protection Agency
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091211/ts_nm/us_financial_regulation_house