It’s midnight and I’m self-assessing

Posted on November 10, 2009


I am definitely a product of the John Hughes generation.

I’m 46, white, in fairly decent health and in fairly decent shape, and I still think big hair and blue eye shadow on a woman is sexy is hell.

Smart, observant, sarcastic women turn me on.

My ideal woman would be a symbiotic clone of Marg Helgenberger, Jaclyn Smith, Jann Karam, Ann-Margaret, Kathy Griffin, Lisa Lampanelli, and Ariana Huffington.

And personally, I think I’m a damn site better looking than Judd Nelson *AND* Anthony Michael Hall … and I’m at least as charming as Gedde Wattanabe.

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